Merryn Jeann - Fear Of The Beauty Parlour Merryn Jeann - Fear Of The Beauty Parlour

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Merryn Jeann - Fear Of The Beauty Parlour Merryn Jeann

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Genre: Alternative, Pop, and Indie.
Format

Standard LP edition.

Condition: Brand New
Release date: Oct 09, 2026
Catalogue number: RRMJ0013
Barcode: 3700398740270

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Fear Of The Beauty Parlour is an introspective album that wanders fluidly between alternative pop, ambient and experimental soundscapes creating a poetic world both intimate and unbound, unclean and forgiving.

Conceived as an introspective manifesto and a cross-art experience, with its accompanying film, it carries a raw punk spirit through a truly incidental and subconscious expression of songwriting and production.

Fear of the Beauty Parlour forges new lines of compromise and understanding. It is an exploration of grief and love, unfolding as a metamorphic story in constant motion. Threaded throughout is a subtle, offbeat sense of the absurd that can gently disarm and quietly transform the listener.

With her sophomore album Fear of the Beauty Parlour, Merryn Jeann enters a bold new phase, not only as a songwriter and performer, but as a producer.

Conceived instinctively while exploring sounds for another project, the album revealed itself as both a record and a cinematic experience, ultimately extending into an experimental art film created alongside close collaborators.

Romantic and subtly cinematic, Fear of the Beauty Parlour is a self-produced lo-fi pop work built from synths, iPhone recordings, and minimal lyricism.

The album captures a tangible new energy in Merryn Jeann’s artistic world.

Track List:

A1. Woof
A2. For My Lover And the Gum Trees
A3. Tender Chaotic
A4. Amateur Radio Postcard
A5. Princess Peach Goes To The Beach
A6. Sour Cherry
B7. Chocolate Cake, Nail Polish, Underwear (Why Can Everything Be Such A Big Deal) / Explicit Lyrics
B8. Morning Sky Swim
B9. The Songs Of The Canary Can Shield
B10. Sun Too High On A Tightrope Wire
B11. Burst
B12. Thank You For Being Here

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