Chupame El Dedo - Nos Vemos El Proximo Año Chupame El Dedo
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Hell is empty and the salsa is all there is.
Chúpame el Dedo are BACK! After years of terrorizing the avant-tropical underground with their manic, mock-satanic metal-cumbia madness, the legendary Bogotano duo of Eblis Álvarez and Pedro Ojeda have officially scrubbed the pentagrams off the drum kit. They aren’t worshipping the dark lord anymore; they’ve found a much more chaotic deity. Please lower your expectations and raise your instruments:
Chúpame el Dedo are now officially Geobah Witnesses.
Forget everything you thought you knew. This new record is a high-octane salsa-altín exorcism. It’s not your abuela’s dance music; it’s a fever dream—like Waka Waka played at double speed through a frying mixing desk that’s caught fire mid-verse.
The Chúpame delirium remains terminal. We’re talking classic, hard-swinging Caribbean breaks that trip over jagged psych-synth riffs, all tied to those signature “broken” vocals—jumping from gutter-low growls to manic, helium-choked chirps. It’s twitchy, heavy, and lyrically, the most blasphemous shit they’ve ever committed to tape. It’s a holy, nonsensical collision that’ll leave you wondering if you’ve been saved or just brainwashed.
Put down the pitchforks, pick up a maraca, and surrender to the frequency. Geobah is watching.
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Chupame el dedo are: Eblis Alvarez Vargas & Pedro Ojeda Acosta
Recorded in 2025 in Tenerife, Canary Islands by Jorge Lorenzo.
All songs composed and arranged by Chupame el dedo.
Mixed and mastered by Eblis Alvarez.
Art, graphic concept, and musical advice: Mateo Rivano.
Y Que Geoba bendiga a Tenerife, Lanzarote y Las Palmas…
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